A Grasshopper!

Guess who came back from school with this insect clenched in her hand?!

That’s how I bluff my sister

Scene: Nellie’s sat on Yan’s chair… Mum: ‘Nellie, get up and let meimei sit.’ Nellie refuses to move Yan: *moves her butt unto Nellie’s lap* ‘Sister, I fart!’ Nellie: *quickly gets up from chair* ‘Eww… You are so disgusting!’ Yan: ‘See… This is how I bluff my sister!’ and she laughs…