Janna points to above and asks Daddy, you want to buy this? Daddy: no..we don’t have space at home.. Janna points to a potted plant: Daddy, you want to buy the plants over there? Daddy: no, we have enough plants at home. Janna: Daddy, you want to buy a new home? Daddy faints…
Category: Funnies
A new home
That’s how I bluff my sister
Scene: Nellie’s sat on Yan’s chair… Mum: ‘Nellie, get up and let meimei sit.’ Nellie refuses to move Yan: *moves her butt unto Nellie’s lap* ‘Sister, I fart!’ Nellie: *quickly gets up from chair* ‘Eww… You are so disgusting!’ Yan: ‘See… This is how I bluff my sister!’ and she laughs…
Tomato Sauce is not Tomato Ketchup??
Scene: I requested helper to heat up the fries and asked for tomato sauce. Me: Auntie, you forgot to give me tomato sauce. Helper: Sachet one can? Me: Okay. A good two minutes or so later… Me: Auntie, cannot find tomato sauce? Helper: Ya, don’t have tomato sauce already. Tomato ketchup can? My father who […]
Proper not Purple
Scene: Kay left asleep in my arms. Hence I asked helper to prepare the bed. Me: Auntie, please get pillow and bolster for Kk, let her sleep on my bed first. Helper: Got the tiny pillow (beanie pillow) on your bed for her already. Me: No, Auntie. That is not a proper pillow. Please get […]