I asked Nellie: should daddy and mummy go for a holiday without the 3 of you?
Nellie: where are u thinking of going?
Me: maybe Maldives
Nellie: what’s that?!
Me: it’s an island in the middle of the ocean near India where our room is sitting just above the sea and if we look down, we can already see the water.
Nellie: is that a kampung?
I fainted…